Hands Off My Privates.

Cosmo Golightly, leaves the security and safety of his Mum and Dads pub in the Swansea Valley, and joins the army. Transported back in time to days before the internet, and mobile phones, bidding farewell to three generations of his quirky family, Cosmo arrives in Swansea and boards a train to Blackdown Barracks. The train journey is fraught with escapades accidentally meeting future comrades in arms, and surprising encounters with a retired gentleman who puts a bullying skinhead in his place. But all is not as it first appears. As each character is introduced through the story the laughs increase on every page. Sergeant Ball-Thrasher is a formidable character and Cosmo becomes a thorn in his side. With friends like Reckless, Dicky and others we join them through the antics and adventures of basic training, and the punishing schedules intended to create soldiers out of this motley crew. —- ISBN: 9798332293313