Tyrannosaurus Sext

“”…a whole world of romance, erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are f******, and it’s so rad.”” -Devendra Banhart “… atrocity of a f***** novel…” -Casey Winbush “”A pretty wild ride from start to finish. If you want a conversation piece, this hardback is hard to beat.”” -Dino Chick On the internet, nobody knows you’re an eight-ton Cretaceous carnivore. Alice is shocked to learn that the sexy stranger she met online is actually a tyrannosaurus… but their forbidden attraction leads her to break all the rules! Yes, it’s a real book, suitable for gifting! Includes bonus stories and previews! Warning: explicit dinosaur love action is NOT for children. If you want more steamy dino action, check out Lola Faust’s other work in Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer and Triceratops & Bottoms! Goodreads critics can’t get enough: an absolutely wild book — Sydnie I don’t know that I’ll be able to look at a Triceratops the same way. — Bobbijoreads Do I question my sanity? Yes. Did I laugh myself into tears? Also, yes. Do I regret it? No. — Jennifer Colvin ok, maybe you just need to read it for yourself. There, I said it. Go and read it. — ag This book also shows that language does not have to be a barrier when you have a deep connection and there is still consent given before every romantic encounter which is very important. – -AliciaCaesar this is smutty…four flames for smut! — Hillary Praise for Lola Faust’s earlier works of Dinosaur Erotica I read this after getting it recommended on TikTok- my first mistake. –Henriette Weidemann This plot was wild… Honestly, it was a super fun read. Fast-paced and SO imaginative. -Amanda This neo-transcendentalist work of post-industrial inter-species romance starts off with a bang… it’s silly, it’s fun, and it takes itself exactly the right amount of seriously. -Mike Some of the most cursed stuff I have read? Sign me up! Anything you could ever want from a dinosaur romance and then more. I was both horrified and amused the whole time. 10 out of 10 would read again. Lola Faust, I am obsessed with your mind. -Nicole Zimmerman Is it a highbrow piece of literature? No. -Ashton Sellers Well written and absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. –Sydnie This may be the most insane reading experience I’ve had but I’m craving so much more? -Amna An epic tale of love and bestiality that makes me confused why I read it. I need some holy water or a good purification method because I need to retrieve some of my lost innocence. -Hamad Reading parts of it to my husband was certainly a highlight -Kaitlin 10/10, much needed serotonins. -Summer What an absolute beaut of a read. –Karen I cannot believe someone actually WROTE this -Katherine Absolutamente horroroso -Lily WHAT DID I READ?!?! I thought it would be satirical, a funny book, not actual dinosaur p*rn! –Ary Henderson The most loving 1 star review I can ever hope to conjure; the pinnacle of Allosaur-centric love affairs. -Jacob, Bog Wretch What in the absolute Jesus Christ was that. -Robyn Jukes CONTAINS EXPLICIT STEAMY CONTENT! ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN! —- ISBN: 9798366967945