Housepets! Rock The Bottomless Look

Housepets! Rock The Bottomless Look is the 12th in the… really? Twelve (12)? That’s TWELVE years of comics when the author could have really been doing anything else, like, at all? The author could have instead been curing cancer, or solving world hunger, things which are clearly both attainable goals and the only things in the world that matter! That’s it! I, disembodied marketing voice, have HAD it with this “”entertainment product””. The ONLY things in the world that matter are staving off the slow encroachment of death! *sounds of steps out of studio, clack of car door, and car motor sounds as it drives off* “”Um… okay so this isn’t the usual way of doing things, but in this book, I learn to deal with being a squirrel for the rest of my natural life.”” –Marion Ward “”You want me to read this script? Um, okay. ‘This book contains the story of King trying his hardest not to make smoochies with Sasha’. Oh I get it. My life is a joke to you, still, even after all these years. Funny.”” — King Milton “”Also we play this game based on this extremely, like, super duper ancient movie called Jurassic Park and that’s kinda fun.”” — Olive Milton “”Olive dear what have I told you about making me feel old?”” –King —- ISBN: 9798772000373