Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children: Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better

‘As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books’ – THE TIMES ‘A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person’ -JOE LYCETT ‘Daniel’s writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I’m bringing my children up’ – JOSH WIDDICOMBE ‘Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!’ -TOM ALLEN Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy – that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult! Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges – whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi! Other magical adventures include: Rupert goes on holiday! But what is ‘duty free’? And why do poor people love it so much? Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin! Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!! BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift – whether you’re wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque. *** Contains adult language —- ISBN: 9781800962095 | ISBN10: 1800962096 | ISBN-13: 978-1800962095